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Disneyland® Presents The Twisted Scarols from Haunted Mansion Holiday
Disneyland visitors hear these hauntingly beautiful scarols as they wait to enjoy the new attraction Haunted Mansion Holiday, based on Tim Burton's spooky Nightmare Before Christmas. Ten songs feature ghoulish new Halloween lyrics sung to the melodies of traditional Christmas favorites. Includes: Elfman Medley · God Rest You Merry Grinning Ghost · Grim Grinning Ghosts · Old Mansion Tree · Over the Graveyard · Scary Bells · The 13 Days of Christmas · Up on the Housetop · We Wish You a Scary Christmas · Wreck the Halls. Great fun for all holiday lovers!

Eric Robison Haunted Mansion Litho
Here is a priceless, special edition, Haunted mansion 30th anniversary art lithograph. It's limited to an unusually small edition of only 150 pieces available world wide. This mansion masterpiece is the handy work of the legendary artist Mr. Eric Robison. It's official name and theme is titled -- "Tribute to the Haunted Mansion" and has an official story that goes as follows -- "An eerie glow is cast, seemingly from the fires of hell, on this haunted property. By the light of the full moon one can see the specters of those that have gone before. Glowing eyes peer from the branches of long dead trees. Enter the Mansion if you dare". Eric the creator of this fine lithograph is well known for his extreme talent, he also finds the time to be a noted film maker and designer whose bold sense of style, color, and composition can be seen in the work he does and has done for such clients as the Walt Disney Company, MCA Universal Studios, Warner Bros., and the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta. His bold and expressive works have also been shown and sold in many notable galleries throughout the world. Eric also has done extensive work for Walt Disney Imagineering, he has worked on numerous projects, including attractions for Disneyland Paris and Tokyo Disneyland and proposed theme parks for Anaheim and Long Beach Calif. On this fine art lithograph Eric has again out done himself, this masterpiece is simply exquisite in it's very detailed art graphics that honestly need to be seen in person to be able to appreciate their extreme uniqueness. The deep, rich color tones of this piece truly create an illusion that seem so life like and scary that you might want to run and hide to escape its haunted realism. Okay, now it's time to share some details on the extraordinary graphics of this piece, in the bottom left had corner of the Mansion's court yard is a grave site that's spotted with spooky head stones, above the Mansion in the moon lit night you'll notice that there are hundreds of bats flying in and out of the gloomy oak tree branches, their tiny eyes brightly glow in cold and dreary orange and deep yellow colors, in one tree you can see a scary looking owl that looks like he's ready to attack some unsuspecting Mansion guest. It's a large 26 inches tall by 37 inches wide and of course comes with its original, official certificate of authenticity and artist biography on its creator Eric Robison.

Haunted Mansion Holiday 2002 3-D Haunted Mansion Pin
This pin is part of the core merchandise from the Haunted Mansion Holiday Event for 2002. This large pin features The Haunted Mansion with the wreath and clock as a separate 3-D piece. Clock and 2002 glow in the dark. Measures 2 3/4" across.

Disney Haunted Mansion Movie Junior Novel
From the Disney's Haunted Mansion collection. The Haunted Mansion Movie Junior Novelization. Horror and humor come to life for a fast-talking real estate salesman trying to make some quick cash selling an old haunted house. But his greed quickly turns to terror when he and his family get locked in the long-forgotten mansion for a ghoulish night of chills, thrills, and adventure! This frightful full-length retelling of the latest live-action Disney film starring Eddie Murphy also features eight pages of color movie stills! Paperback. 128 pages. Measures 5.25" x 7.5" high. ISBN 0-7364-2175-0.

Disney Haunted Mansion Shot Glass
From Disneyland. Haunted Mansion Shot Glass. Features the Haunted Mansion Plaque that rests in front of the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. Made of ceramic. Measures 2 3/8" high.

How about gifts based on the Haunted Mansion. A horror movie with a sense of humour.

Scary Girl Wrist Band: Scary Girl
The call for wrist bands has been heard! And Dark Horse is answering! We've got Scary Girl wrist bands for the masses! We recruited one of our favorite people, Nathan Jurevicius, the creator of Scary Girl , to design two more wrist bands for us. The first one is, of course, the star of the show, Scary Girl herself. The second image is Scary Girl's companion, Toy Cat.

Gods Simple Gifts (Incorporating the traditional Shaker song Simple Gifts)
This delightful partner song combines the traditional 19th c. Shaker tune, Simple Gifts, with a new melody and text by Anna Laura Page. Easy to prepare, it celebrates Gods great gift, Jesus Christ, who is the bread of heaven. Its great for singers of all ages, both treble and mixed voicings, and features opt. flute and 6-note bells (included). Great throughout the year, especially Baptism, Communion, Harvest, Thanksgiving.

Simple Gifts from God (incorporating the Shaker tune Simple Gifts)
Instrumentation: Opt. C-Instrument
The enormously popular Shaker tune Simple Gifts is ingeniously incorporated into this lovely choral celebration of Gods simple gifts. Appropriate for harvest, Thanksgiving, Christmastide and Epiphany, available in flexible voicings for large and small adult choirs with optional C-instrument (part included).

Greeting Cards: Happy Birthday Keys (Pack of 12) Birthday / Invitation
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